xanodite:

Oh sure when ///I/// try a sciencey pick-up line, you call me gross; But it’s clearly perfectly fine when you do it. [que pouty grump face paired with an annoyed huff and stubbornly crossed arms.]

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Because, idiot, mine wasn’t vulgar.

But vulgarity is where most of the comedy is!

washichan:


TSS:Happy(late)Birthday (Smoothies) Monday!

Because his clothes remind me of Ben10’s smoothies… fashionable much? =_=
Happy Birthday Monday! don’t kill me please…. as less i remembered yours….

this is the first time i knew about how fabulous Monday looks with glasses…
Zak Monday(c) Jay Stephens

Good to see that at least SOMEONE remembered.. Even if it four days ago…

and-then-there-was-ben:

"Um, what? Not it hasn’t. Your little starfish hair thing was white, and the rest of your hair was black. Now it’s all backwards. Not that I mind, it just caught me off gu-"

He was caught off guard at the other boy’s sudden outburst. What’s with this kid today? "Zak… You feelin’ okay? What, did you get a clunk on the head and get amnesia or something? It’s be, Ben Tennyson. Remember? We had to track all those Chupaloopas- erm, Chupacabras around Bellwood and Undertown? It was only a few months ago…" And they’d spoken afterwards… Why the sudden act of not knowing him?

'Tennyson'?

You mean the cocky blowhard from the news? Hm. He thought the guy looked familiar.. 

Then his mentioning of chupacabras.. Ha. As if he’d seen cryptids of those  Look Benji, He sneered, ready both scold and threaten the teen with bodily harm. I’m pretty sure I’d remember— Then it hit him. He thought he was thatZak.. This idiot actually thought he was Saturday..

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His sneer quickly changed into that of a mischievous grin. Finally, it was a chance for him to actually have a little bit of revenge!.. He couldn’t help but wonder to himself how much it would take to ruin that idiot Saturday’s reputation..

Er— Sorry, Benji-boy! He suddenly exclaimed, letting his friendly arm rest around the teen’s shoulder. I kinda.. Forgot some things for a moment there..Oh, this will be fun..

xanodite:

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You do, apparently. She scoffed in return, digging the heel of her shoe relentlessly into the ground to stop herself from kicking the others shin—or something much worse. I’m tracking an alien. Its whereabouts were last known to be around here. Not that you would know about it, but I’ll ask anyway. Have you seen anything unusual around here? Aside from yourself.

"Aliens?" He scoffed, rolling his eyes. Sure he occasionally used his powers to let a few Firecracker Beetles loose to terrorize some morons, but he would’ve definitely noticed if there was a large, green, bugged-eyed freak roaming about the neighborhood..

Just as he was about to tell the girl to either give him a blowjob or piss off, his face suddenly sank in surprise.

… Huh.

Would that count? He asked, pointing a single finger at a figure suddenly ducking behind an alleyway the moment it realized it’s been spotted. 

(Source: cryptid-king)

xanodite:

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Wow, I can feel the Valentine spirit all around you right now. Sarcasm, of course.

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So… You do like anal?" Wait, what?

(Source: cryptid-king)

+5

courageous—butterfly:

"You’re rather.. charming… in the personality department." Celestial spoke as she rolled her eyes, Wynter mimicked the same eye roll. "Though there has been times where I’ve gotten called worse."

Zak simply rolled his eyes in return in a snarky fashion, letting out a small, Whatever. As he quickly turned his attention to the giant beast standing beside her.

So.. He said, That thing some kind of cryptid?

(Source: cryptid-king)

Introducing the Mun

Name or nickname: Harsh.
Tumblr URL: cryptidkid, cryptid-king
Age: 16
Gender: Male
Sexual Orientation: Straight.
Fandom: A lot of cartoons, TV shows, British TV shows, web series, and a small bit of anime.
Muse(s): Zak Saturday, and Zak Monday.
OC friendly?: Yeah.
Multi-fandom friendly?: Yep.
Will you ship your muse with any sex?: … Nah.
Are you open to SFW rp?: Obviously
Are you open to NSFW rp?: … Yes, although not the “sex” kind of NSFW. Mostly.
Can people come up and start a conversation with you?: Just as long as you’re not a complete dickhead, I don’t mind!
Can they be your friend?: Sure! But only if they are nice don’t go knocking on people’s non-doors and promise them cookies, only to nOT. GIVE THEM. COOKIES.

(Source: sexynerdybolin)

That is gross.

That’s because you have no sense of humor. And that you probably don’t like anal.

and-then-there-was-ben:

cryptid-king:

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"Hey baby, you a chemical reaction? ‘Cause I wanna fuck you in the ass!"

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